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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8157 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
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