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CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2151
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Animals Bred:	162	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Votes:	9799
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Crops Grown:	5295	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Items Found:	1996	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	888
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8566	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	102
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8