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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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