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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4919 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
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