so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Astral Projections Made: 1 Towns Built: 9
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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