HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	667
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, Life skills, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoPvPNoProblem, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, smp, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	806

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7367	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	468696	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2670	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	618	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ores Mined:	3731
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	848905	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Potions Brewed:	123	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!