so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 124 Buildings Constructed: 16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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