so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Mines Excavated: 4323 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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