so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
Divine Spears Created: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Towns Built: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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