HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	5313

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	704	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3379	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Void Gems Collected:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	4262
Potions Brewed:	61	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4101	Star Shards Collected:	284
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	1872
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	8383
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	717	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	6278	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus