Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

XmasGiftDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyTurnOffs

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

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join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Dragon Eggs Found:	4927
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SibSquad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CelebRageCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyElectionMCServ

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come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DonetskMissileMadness

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

Community

Gameplay

Specs & Plugins

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

Q: Will the world ever reset?

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

Q: What currency is used on the server?

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

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