Holy Based Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Potions Brewed:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	160
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8202	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	156519	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	458
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1