Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Dimension Hops: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Dragons Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Crops Grown: 7146
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Crops Grown: 9646

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1882 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Farms Harvested: 224 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7919 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6966 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 306 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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