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| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1775 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 153 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Features | Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads |
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| Community | 40 members from around the world, aged 16-25 |
| Seasons | Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months |
| Joining Requirements | Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience |
Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.
Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.
Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 343 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4653 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
