Hobania | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	6099	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3953
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	454	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	4398	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	8701
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ores Mined:	5173
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Emeralds Found:	8692
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	183	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	9482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1