Are you tired of anime fans not understanding the deep, intricate plot twists of Gou/Sotsu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with the highest level of media literacy! Join us and unravel the mysteries of this misunderstood anime while building epic structures and battling creepers with your newfound knowledge. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true meaning behind Gou/Sotsu and become the ultimate anime guru! So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a media genius!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

    EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

    BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt
    Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

    BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

    ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

    ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
    so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

    imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

    we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

    Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Crops Grown: 6837
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

    Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

    But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FamilyFlashCraft

    FamilyFlashCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WorkLifeCraft SMP

    WorkLifeCraft SMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3066
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 659738 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3166
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 364 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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