Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
    Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 174 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 204 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2403 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5578 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Farms Harvested: 231 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Crops Grown: 2648
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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