Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Farms Harvested: 749
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Crops Grown: 8467 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mines Excavated: 3819

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Runes Activated: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Dragon Eggs Found: 3449
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2203 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ores Mined: 2875
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Towns Built: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Potions Brewed: 38 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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