Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Runes Activated: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Crops Grown: 6376 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1164
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Farms Harvested: 946
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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