Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Star Shards Collected: 287 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
New Chunks Explored: 484600 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Magic Items Found: 2674
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3204 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dimension Hops: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 392

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 284
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ores Mined: 5048 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 185 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Farms Harvested: 501

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 133 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Magic Items Found: 4274
    Farms Harvested: 954 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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