Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed: 79 Towns Built: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Buildings Constructed: 37
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Enchantments Applied: 264 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 2952

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2742 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7126 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7659 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5135

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Crops Grown: 5010 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Runes Activated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 189 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Players Killed by Monsters: 3469

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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