Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Farms Harvested: 863
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Alien Abductions: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 2350
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Crops Grown: 8606 Dragon Eggs Found: 5623
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ores Mined: 4900
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8797
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 162 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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