lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Crops Grown: 2901 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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