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KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

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LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

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LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

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We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	366258
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

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Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AutisticSisMCServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	2790
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3719
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1712	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyNostalgia

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mines Excavated:	4290	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BirdFluCrew

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Animals Bred:	119
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Emeralds Found:	7109
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7920	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	873
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2