Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8154 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 164631 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1734 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 265 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
