Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6978 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1012 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3773 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3212 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
