Hex Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	58	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	186	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Animals Bred:	103

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9541
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	1645	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	62

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magic Items Found:	7104
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2