Hermitcraft style server looking for more members! No creepers allowed, only cool kids! Join now and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1
Community	Close-knit
World	Long-term
Gameplay	Proper survival
Features	Shopping district + minigame district

FAQ

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: About 9 people consistently playing.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Looking for members to be 16+, but exceptions can be made for mature individuals.

Q: How many active players are you looking to reach?

A: Looking to reach 15-20 active players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1846
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2043
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	121

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Items Found:	3416	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2704	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!