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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1886 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 316 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!
Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!
