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Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	448
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MissileMayhemMC

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9895	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KelseyCrossing

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KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3649
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Realms of Craftopia

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	4147
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9901	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Animals Bred:	74	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperInLawsNoStay

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyBedBuddy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craftara

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Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2