Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

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Helios Minecraft Server Overview

Your favorite Plugins	Mixed with your favorite Mods
McMMO	MineColonies
Towny	Serene Seasons
PyroFishing	Voice Chat
SiegeWar(s)	Supplementaries
Balanced Economy

This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.

Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord

Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers?	Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
What are some key features of the server?	Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PeriodPalsMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some co-parenting chaos! Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over parenting decisions.

Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.

Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	3743
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCommiesMC

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so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	283

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Point Clarity

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mines Excavated:	1873

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

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BLAST Premier is a global esports tournament series featuring top teams from around the world competing in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Founded in 2019, the tournament is known for its innovative format and high production value, drawing in millions of viewers across various streaming platforms. BLAST Premier has quickly become one of the premier events in the CS:GO competitive scene, offering substantial prize pools and showcasing some of the best players and teams in the game.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

Join our friendly community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

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Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
Quick Links	Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
In-Depth	Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
Application	Join Discord to apply

FAQ

1. Can I join the server without applying?

No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	610	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tranny’s Free OF, rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds and rare loot. But beware, the journey is not for the faint of heart as you’ll encounter deadly mobs, treacherous traps, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Farms Harvested:	227
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

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Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	814015

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	6762	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedditRageCraft

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Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5465
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

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lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	351

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!