HeartRateFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	8575
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	1562
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	155
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	942833	Towns Built:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	259
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

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lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

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Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2024
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

Q: What is the age requirement for players?

A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ExBoyfriendLove911

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!