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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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