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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Potions Brewed: 84 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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