come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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