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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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