come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crops Grown: 2345
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Runes Activated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Meteorites Collected: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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