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HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	161	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5961	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Divine Spears Created:	29	Alien Abductions:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9247
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7488	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	5277
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4788

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Players:	103/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9