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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9126 Villages Defended: 15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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