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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Magic Items Found: 4993
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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