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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8932
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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