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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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