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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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