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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3485 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!