Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5161
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Crops Grown: 9148 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY