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CringeCraft: The Movie

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Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5721
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lyri_X

Adventure, Castles, Cities, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Homes, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, Quests, Realms, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Trade

Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelKindness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4042
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	2170
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1474
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4