Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ores Mined: 9067 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7114 Farms Harvested: 567
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ores Mined: 2597 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5470 Dragon Eggs Found: 2960

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Villages Defended: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Void Gems Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Animals Bred: 98 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 113 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 287
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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