Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

20 years ago, beloved tunes, chart-toppers, classic songs, Digging, favorites, golden oldies, Hits, iconic, memorable, MineTunes98, Music, music history, must-listen, Nostalgia, oldies but goodies, Popular, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, top tracks, vintage

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

ANNOYING, different, distinct, eccentric, funny, Individual, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformist, offbeat, one of a kind, out of the box, peculiar, player, quirky, Schizo, self-aware, smp, socially developed, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdo

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
New Chunks Explored:	872247	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuperCraftyHeroes

agility, alter ego, CAPE, comic book hero, crime fighter, dc comics, Favorite, favorite character, favorite superhero, heroism, inspiration, Justice, Marvel, mask, Role Model, Saving the Day, secret identity, SuperCraftyHeroes, SuperHero, superhuman strength, Superpowers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Animals Bred:	105	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	New Chunks Explored:	974288

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.