Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

ai, animation improvements, battlepass, blocky, Brigade, Community Resource, enlg, Enlisted General, fps, Guerrilla Warfare, Minecraft, new class, News, official site, ROADMAP, Running Event, Server, squad-based, test server, update, Vehicles, weapons, Weapons List, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

Accountability, aid, Arabia, Bombing, Conflict, Country, Double Standard, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international law, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Receives, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, smp, united nations, US, war crime, Yemen

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

apple cider, autumn, baked goods, cinnamon, comfort food, comfort food recipes, cozy drinks, Cranberry, Fall, harvest flavors, hot chocolate, maple syrup, mulled wine, pecan pie, pumpkin spice, PumpkinSpiceCraft, roasted vegetables, Seasonal, Soup, spiced latte, stew

Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FrostyFenceCraft

Arctic region, border control, border fence, cross-border cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european union, finland, foreign policy, FrostyFenceCraft, geopolitical implications, international relations, migration control, national security, norway, physical barrier, political decision, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, territorial integrity

so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Potions Brewed:	65	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, Amh Araeng, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Mord Souq, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, Seraph, Shadowbringers, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., warm bodies, xivg, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

YardSaleYikes

.14, +9, 5.., 50% off, Asshole, Context, Counter, double check, expensive neighborhood, La, mistake, Pay, Petty, pillows, Prices, tacky, undercharged, Venmo, yard sale, YardSaleYikes

Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TearjerkerTunes

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blinking Blocks Server

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join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.