HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3262
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Glasses Are Really Versatile Minecraft SMP

10. Styles, 11. Colors, 12. Half rim glasses, 13. Thick frame glasses, 14. Luna, 15. Marine, 16. Eyepatch, 17. Hololive, 18. HoloComi, 19. Fashion, 2. Girls with glasses, 20. Trendy., 3. Boys with glasses, 4. Cute grins, 5. Protagonist, 6. Gleam, 7. Cool, 8. Joke, 9. Abstract needs, Glasses, Minecraft, smp, Versatile

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because on our server, glasses-wearing girls magically transform into beautiful beings when they take them off. And if that’s not enough, girls wearing glasses will flash you cute grins that will melt your heart. But wait, there’s more! Boys with glasses on our server have a suspicious gleam in their eyes that can either make them look cool or be the butt of a joke.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can switch up your glasses style and color based on your mood, just like picking out different dishes at a buffet. Imagine Luna trying on different glasses or Marine ditching her eyepatch for a stylish pair of frames. And hey, who wouldn’t want to see the whole hololive crew rocking some trendy glasses at HoloComi? Glasses for everyone, it’s a must-have accessory on our server! So come join us and let’s make glasses the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	122	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps trying to find a friend who won’t ghost you after one hangout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to make lifelong friends in your 20s/30s!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and bonding over building pixelated houses together. Who needs awkward small talk at a bar when you can bond over fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face them in battle and earn their respect?

So come join us and experience the joy of friendship in the most unexpected of places – a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter. Who knew that punching trees could lead to such amazing friendships?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6730
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

Assumptions, career, Challenges, common misconception, CraftyMinerz, Digging, Experience, Expertise, false beliefs, Holes, Industry, job field, knowledge, misconceptions, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, PROFESSIONAL, responsibilities, Roles, Skills, Stereotypes, work

People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mines Excavated:	3185
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9030	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

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Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4886	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/how-to-find-diamonds-in-minecraft-fast/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	134	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	8148

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBattles

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Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.